Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!
pigeons are so dumb I love them so much
"dumb" my ass, you’d do this too if you could
Doctor: You’ll get over her, Isaac. Just takes a little bit of time. You’ll see.
Isaac: Did he seriously just say you’ll see?
*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*